What we need
Old joke. Just found it on my old PC.
Feel like a pervert to type it down but.. oh welllike I'm not one XD
The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life
1. THE DOCTOR: because he says,
"Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says,
"Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,
"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says,
"Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says,
"Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says,
"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall
back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says,
"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: because
he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says,
"Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
OKAY. Jokes aside, I'm gonna have a serious talk right now.
Today, a friend showed me some kinda interesting facts about women & love. She kept talking about the importance of 4 types of men in a woman's life and in the end, she mocked me that I didn't even have one right now ._.
1. A best (male) friend: The one who is merely a friend to you, nothing more. You can play innocently with each other without any sexual desires.
Well, I have some male friends but it's either I liked them or they like me in some ways. It's pathetic ._.
2. An ideal man to dream about: You dream about him but never take the move. It's better left off just that, life will be so much more beautiful for a girl's imagination.
Hmm. I told her I had such an idol to dream but she just shrugged off, saying how we didn't get to know each other ._.
3. A gay friend (HAHA): It's safe to have this kind of friend around. He's a man but he won't touch you. He's like a sensitive and understanding brother to you and what's more, he's not annoying like almost all of women (XD)
It's obviously I haven't found this friend yet. But I'm sure eager to get one (XD)
4. A man to LOVE: Needless to say, huh ? The title explained it all ._.
..... The world knows that I don't have one right now.
But seriously , I approve of the piece above. It's wonderful if you can have those 4 men in your life. But then again, I've always wanted the man I love to have all those 4 points in him.
I need my lover to be my best friend. He can talk and laugh with me about every little random things. I also want him to have some talents that I can look up to (an ideal guy, kind of).
Plus, since I love seeing hot guys together (sometimes) so it's fine if he acts ghei once for a while XDXD
....
Don't tell me you haven't figured out what I'm trying to get at
that
It was Jin I was talking about. I want him to fit all those 4 LMAO
To top it all, I NEED JIN AND JIN ONLY (´・∀・`)
Feel like a pervert to type it down but.. oh well
The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life
1. THE DOCTOR: because he says,
"Take your clothes off."
2. THE DENTIST: because he says,
"Open wide."
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says,
"Do you want it teased or blown?".
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says,
"Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says,
"Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says,
"It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall
back again."
7. THE BANKER: because he says,
"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
8. THE HUNTER: because
he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: because he says,
"Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?
OKAY. Jokes aside, I'm gonna have a serious talk right now.
Today, a friend showed me some kinda interesting facts about women & love. She kept talking about the importance of 4 types of men in a woman's life and in the end, she mocked me that I didn't even have one right now ._.
1. A best (male) friend: The one who is merely a friend to you, nothing more. You can play innocently with each other without any sexual desires.
Well, I have some male friends but it's either I liked them or they like me in some ways. It's pathetic ._.
2. An ideal man to dream about: You dream about him but never take the move. It's better left off just that, life will be so much more beautiful for a girl's imagination.
Hmm. I told her I had such an idol to dream but she just shrugged off, saying how we didn't get to know each other ._.
3. A gay friend (HAHA): It's safe to have this kind of friend around. He's a man but he won't touch you. He's like a sensitive and understanding brother to you and what's more, he's not annoying like almost all of women (XD)
It's obviously I haven't found this friend yet. But I'm sure eager to get one (XD)
4. A man to LOVE: Needless to say, huh ? The title explained it all ._.
..... The world knows that I don't have one right now.
But seriously , I approve of the piece above. It's wonderful if you can have those 4 men in your life. But then again, I've always wanted the man I love to have all those 4 points in him.
I need my lover to be my best friend. He can talk and laugh with me about every little random things. I also want him to have some talents that I can look up to (an ideal guy, kind of).
Plus, since I love seeing hot guys together (sometimes) so it's fine if he acts ghei once for a while XDXD
....
Don't tell me you haven't figured out what I'm trying to get at
that
It was Jin I was talking about. I want him to fit all those 4 LMAO
To top it all, I NEED JIN AND JIN ONLY (´・∀・`)
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